Blogarina

Blogarina here. Reporting from the trenches of cube # 5127F at GCI Tyson's HQ. Day II of financial crisis is upon me. Payday is Friday. Will I make it? Yes. Will my paycheck be gone after I pay all my outstanding bills on Friday morning? Yes. Most definitely, yes. I think my raise starts on Friday but that will probably just enable me to pay off the past two months of overdue cell phone, in addition to car insurance and let's not even think about the Dentist and my stupid bite tray. Yes, I am a dork and clench/grind my teeth, which are being ruined in the process. However I haven't even picked up the dumb bite guard (its been at least a month) because I got a bill from my insurance company saying that it would only cover 1/3 of the chrages and I owe my dentist $$$. Hence, not going to pick it up until I have money. It's likely I'll have to wait until the NEXT payday before I event get it. Blah. I hate money.

In other news, here are the things I would do if I HAD money, in no particular order (not limitless money, just money to burn):

1) 2006 Audi A3 2.0 Turbo (fully loaded natch) OR a Mercedes G500
2) A condo somewhere nice and conveniently located
3) Buy plane tickets, lots of plane tickets. Including one for a trip around the world.
4) Joe's Jeans (Absurd I know but they are REALLY expensive and they fit SO well)
5) Pay my ViaLingua TEFL tuition
6) Donate to HIV/AIDS charities
7) Quit my job/volunteer more
8) Buy all the iTunes I've ever wanted
9) Invest/Contribute to my IRA
10) Have a really fun summer free of work and fiscal responsability

::sigh:: too bad that's never gonna happen. I'll be lucky if I pay off my TEFL tuition by December!